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Cryptic Remark's Elevated Wellness LLC

Your journey, Your power, Your elevation.

Self Care

Simple daily rituals and body care to restore calm, balance, and wellbeing through self-care practices designed to support comfort, relaxation, and emotional ease.

24 products

Botanical Pillow Mist

The Serenity Blend | Lavender & Chamomile Pillow Mist
Price$12.75
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Organic Soap Trio

The Organic Cleansing Trio | Aloe Vera, Kojic Acid & Goat Milk Soaps
Price$15.99
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Whipped Body Butter

Lemon Glow | Whipped Shea Body Butter
Price$18.00
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Green Aventurine

The Serenity Roller | Green Aventurine & Lavender Essential Oil Roller
Price$9.00
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Organic Body Lotion

The Velvet Veil | Organic Coconut Milk Body Lotion
Price$17.99
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Aromatherapy Ritual

The Essential Essence Collection | 12-Piece Aromatherapy Set
Price$25.99
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Evening Bath Ritual

The Moonlight Soak | Lavender & Mandarin Bath Bomb
Price$8.99
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Botanical Bath Ritual

Rose & Pink Grapefruit Bath Bomb
Price$8.99
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Invigorating Bath Ritual

The Revitalize Soak | Rosemary & Peppermint Bath Bomb
Price$8.99
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Grounding Bath Ritual

The Grounding Soak | Cedarwood & Mandarin Bath Bomb
Price$8.99
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Cryptic Remarks Summer Flip-Flops: Effortless Adventure
Price$15.99
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The Golden Reset | Turmeric & Kojic Acid Glow Soap
Price$12.36
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Two Rituals. One Flame.

The Melted Ritual | Luxury Aromatherapy Massage Oil Candle
Price$9.99
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Vitamin C & Turmeric Hand & Foot Repair Mask
Price$5.99
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The Botanical Glow | Lavender & Turmeric Cleansing Bar
Price$12.81
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The Orchard Glow | Organic Cherry Nourishing Bar
Price$9.99
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Hand-Poured with Intention

The Lunar Rhythm | Moon Phase Intention Candles – 3 oz
Price$9.99
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The Ritual Flame | Chakra & Botanical Intention Candles
Price$13.21
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Elastic Shorts for Women, Loose Fitting, Quick Drying, Summer Thin Running, Fitn
Price$7.74
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Clear the Way

The Ember Rite | Dragon’s Blood Palo Santo Cleansing Sticks
Price$4.60
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Where the Ritual Begins

The Pale Threshold | White Sage Incense Sticks
Price$6.26
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Clear What Lingers

The Blue Passage | Blue Sage Smoke-Cleansing Smudge Bundle
Price$8.40
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Sage Smudge Scented Candle Premium Sage Smudge Purify Elevate Energy Cleansing C
Price$13.76
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Floral hand & body wash
Price$10.45
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Self-care lives in the small moments—body care, daily rituals, and gentle practices that bring you back to calm, balance, and comfort in your own rhythm. This space supports self-care, relaxation, and mindful wellbeing through simple, intentional daily practices.

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